This is not my usual sharing, 'cause I usually share serious stuff ('cause, you know, I do serious business), but this is seriously funny take on the problems of programming

And I don't mean "problems" as "some application crashes" or "big company says they are cool, but they are a terrible thing and just wants to destroy the world for profit", but serious in "why the damn application is crashing", in a non-programmer explanation way.

Oh, and if you think the metaphors are a bit too much... they are not.